dinsdag 11 juni 2013

Black Books

I'm three months into this internship and something weird happened to me today. It wasn't a big thing. And it didn't really happen today; it was more of a thing that was going on for awhile that I just realized was happening today. And then I thought that was pretty strange. I'm usually quite perceptive about the weirdness of stuff. At least that's what I thought. Apparently, self-asserting perceptive capabilities is a flawed procedure as there is no way to know how much you're missing. Wow, that turned out really profound. I'm proud of me.
Pride and profundity* aside, the weirdness I failed to realize for a month or two (I've had conversations about this when I just got here) is that book shops in the Philippines are really weird. Most bookshops I have walked into mostly sell office supplies and educational textbooks. And bibles obviously, but I categorize that as an educational textbook. At face value that sounds pretty useful, but I don't really see the point of buying "MS Office '95 for dummies" at this point. Although now that I think about it, I wouldn't be incredibly surprised if some government institution somewhere is still using Office '95. I've seen and heard more disturbing things.
At the chain bookstores they do have novels, about two shoulder-high racks worth of novels in the store I checked out. That's on a total store size of 1.5 floors of around 75 square meters. Incredible, I know, but the real gem is the selection. I don't know what the acquisition-philosophy is exactly, but here's my interpretation on the categories (in ascending order of amount of books):

  1. Books that high-schoolers might need to read in school, e.g. Shakespeare, the Bronte sisters, Twain. It's not all useless.
  2. Books that have been made into movies and novelizations of movie scripts, e.g. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, the Bourne whatever, Godzilla.
  3. Romance novels about men without shirts and women in stables or whatever. 
The last category fills one of the two racks.
So how did I not realize this was weird for two consecutive months? AM I BECOMING ONE OF THEM?

p.s. We can buy real books at a second-hand bookstore in town. They also have a book called Gynomite, and I think that's wonderful.

 * I'm copyrighting that. It's an amazing book title. How do you copyright stuff?